Score: 0

"hello...."

submission: PanG, PonG

date: June 25, 2007

hey. just so you know, i did not actually vote for this game....I can't get the damn thing to work. i press play and it tells me to click anywhere, and I do. And then i see a ball floating in the middle of the board....could you please help me? It would be greatly appreciated....thanks.

-bahamalama out-

p.s. what I do see so far (the graphics and music) are actually really good.

Score: 10

"pretty awesome, if you ask me."

submission: Cursors of tommorow

date: June 12, 2007

Well, I won't metnion one reason I gave this a ten. But the point is I was actually going to give this a ten but I was too lazy to write a review :P

graphics: 10. The cursors rocked, I suck at flash, so I wouldn't even try.

style:9 the cursors were original, but i marked it down a point because the idea isn't all that original.

Sound: 10. What was that song called?

Violence: 0. 'nuff said.

Interactivity: 10. Duh. to make the cursors go you have to move!

Humor: 0. They weren't funny, just....awesome.

well, overall, i DO give you a 10/10. good luck with #5, by the way

-bahamalama out

Score: 10

"I love this series."

submission: Blockhead: Episode 9

date: June 5, 2007

As I said on your pico day submission, I am an avid watcher of your series. I like the new graphics. I also thought that the fact you put some of your pico day flash on the therapist's TV. All in all, I love this series, but there were a few things I want to point out that made me sad.
1.)The new conscience look doesn't make him look like an angry man anymore
2.) There wasn't much violence in it(althought the 'turnips' reference from the earlier episodes was funny')
3.)this is the worst part....Blockhead just didn't seem what made him blockhead, you know? He actually seemed kind of smart, like the word 'horizontal', and the fact he used big words was kinda disappointing.
But despite all these, this is, in essence, one of the funniest things i've ever seen. The stop sign part had me laughing pretty hard.

So yeah. You got your five from me, and I still love the series. Blockhead didn't seem like much of a violence-raving idiot in this one, though. Ohh well. 5000000000000000000000000/10

-bahamalama out-

Score: 0

"=( makes me unhappy."

submission: Artillery Live

date: May 22, 2007

i can't do crap....whenever i connect it just says Disconnected while playing sad music in the background. please help me? I didn't actually rate the game, because it could easily be an awesome game and i would rate it unfairly.

Score: 9

"awwww come freakin' on!"

submission: Tactics 100 Live

date: May 22, 2007

goddangit! i know it's server problems, but please fix it! it just says 'connecting to server' 'connection succeeded' and then 'server connections exceeded.' i mean c'mon! it has great potential, but i just wish i could play it online...

Score: 2

"gleh."

submission: Space Cinema

date: May 14, 2007

I'm sorry...but there is just no hidden game...i listened and fooled around for 5 min....but it was just a no go. I waited 9 minutes to that gut-wrenching loop, and i almost threw up. Turned out there was no game....I'm sorry, but...it just...isn't there. If it is there, i would like to know how long you ACTUALLY have to wait, i mean, 9 minutes is just ridiculous.

Score: 10

"...not...fair...."

submission: Quiz Challenge: NES

date: May 8, 2007

Well, this will be a short review. Everything freakin rocked, but i must say something. The ghouls and goblins one was unfair, for there was many games that were almost exactly alike, with the same title:

Ghouls N' Ghosts
Ghouls N' Ghosts extreme
Super Ghouls N' Ghosts
Ghosts N' Goblins
Super Ghosts N' goblins

so you see, it's unfair. oh well.

Score: 10

"O.o"

submission: Pico's Time Tank

date: May 2, 2007

Oh my god! you killed blockhead! XD. Well, I've been an avid watcher of your submissions, so i just had to watch your pico day one. And i noticed that at the very ending scene at the pirate ship, you blew up blockhead. Poor yellow freak. Ohh well. Anyways, let's actually review now...

Graphics: The fluency of the movie is completely excellent, and unlike many submissions, it is actually blended well, there is no five second intermission sequences, it's just....there.

Style: I see some good things in there. You kept your own original characters, and put a whole new meaning to the pico flashed, with which also seems to be your growing interest of time travel. Also, the ending was hilarious. Also, i liked how randomly Pico grabbed Nene and kissed her.

Sound: I loved how you changed tracks for each world, and all the songs fit wonderfully. I also like how the music isn't loud and overpowering all else, it's just quietly in the background.

Violence: Self explanitory, you killed about 40 wolves, all of them having brains all over the ground.

Interactivity: well, there was a menu! all hail the mighty menu!

Humor: Well, just about the entire flash was funny. But, you're really good at humor, so no suprise there.

Overall: This was an outstanding overall flash, that stood out from the crowd. It's no wonder why this flash made it into the top 50 in the flash portal. You made fun of a few films, while keeping an original element of your own touch. This flash obviously shows time and hard work, considering it was so well timed and animated, and i mean as in the sounds being perfectly synced. Also, you did it in frame by frame, or so you say. That takes a long time, but looks awesome in the end. I love your work, keep up with it! You earn my 10/10 and 5/5.

--bahamalama out--

Score: 9

"It was freakin sweet, but...."

submission: Pico Roulette

date: May 1, 2007

The game freaking rocked, but it has far too many glitches. For one, whenever you rematch someone, they cannot pick a character/ers, and it goes anyways. This results in when someone dies, it says 'unknown variable' or 'variable does not exist', and throws you back to the log-on screen. Also, filters do not seem to work, because guests constantly come in anyways, because they do not have an account on NG. Also, i have gone twelve games undefeated, and I do not appear on the leader board...and i have only played 12 games. However, this gave has a lot of potential, and only these few glitches are holding it back. So sad that these are, in fact, major setbacks, because after i fight someone i can never find them again...however, i did notice some very cool little things, such as the fact that the Mohawk kid (i forgot his name) has a blood stain in the shape of an anarchy symbol on the back of the wall when he dies. That, and when pico dies, the first click is a fake just to relieve you, then when the second shot goes off most people are like "What the hell!?" all in all, this game has a lot of effort, and it rocks. Please fix these glitches, and you'll get a five from me. But for now...sorry, but four. Exceptional game, keep up the good work.

Score: 0

"Wait...what now?"

submission: Memories of war (remake)

date: March 30, 2007

Okay, what just heppened here? I kind of couldn't see...there was just blurry shapes. I could make out a couple of horses at one point, but that's about all....sorry man, i gotta give you a zero on this.